love it when your pet sits in someone elses lap and they look at you from across the room like they want you to die jealous
(via do9)
(via civilwhore)
edqe:
hewwo….??? *looks around frightened*
*i silently cock my gun from behind a bush and get ready to pull the trigger*
(via thebootydiaries)
bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM
Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle
(via besnurched)
